So once I am stripped bare of my possessions, I’m going inward and focusing on what I think represents fundamentally perfect design.
Swiss made fake Cartier is and always has been design-forward. The Cartier Baignoire’s (~$11,000) smooth oval case hits that harmoniously perfect note that I lust after and so rarely find in watch design. It’s perfect because it’s subtle but still leaves an impression because of how unusual it looks. It’s tiny, and it’s distinctively luxury replica Cartier. The dial is there, but it’s not screaming at you to use it for conventional purposes. No, it’s gently whispering, “The time is here to read if you need but admire me for my beauty if you prefer.”
The bangle design links back to the fact that UK perfect replica Cartier is primarily a jewelry house. The watch is a perfectly measured balance of half timepiece, and half bracelet. It’s a jewelry-watch hybrid but without being covered in gemstones. This speaks to me in ways I can’t even express. Like somebody at Swiss movement copy Cartier opened up my brain, had a good look around, and figured out what would make me feel giddy.
The 1:1 fake Cartier Baignoire UK bangle is small but perfectly formed. It’s a perfect reissue of an already perfect watch. And hurrah, it comes in yellow gold! I might also be secretly praying for a larger future cash pay-out so I can include the all pavé diamond version. But until that 40k appears in the imaginary Hodinkee honey pot, plain yellow gold will work just fine.
Next up is the 16030 cheap fake Rolex Datejust in stainless steel ($5,500+). Ok, I wanted to pick an Explorer, but I already own an Explorer 114270. And I don’t want to come off as too predictable in the Hodinkee free-money multiverse. No fun in that.
Maybe the Swiss super clone Rolex Datejust is predictable on its own terms, but no point hating on a classic because it’s all about leaning into what you know works. This exercise is about building a foundation that will go with absolutely everything. It’s like the high quality replica watches of a great pair of black pants or a perfect white T-shirt. And if I’m going full throttle on aesthetics and I don’t quite have enough for something yellow-gold or with a stone dial, then why not go traditional Rolex Datejust copy for sale on a jubilee? I will wear her loose, and I will wear her proud. And she will be my companion on most days. Silver dial, no questions.
Even if this is only fake money, I don’t want to make a financial decision under duress, so I am putting the remaining cash aside and saving for a yellow gold double twirl Serpenti. It’s my fake money, and I’ll do as I please!